{Day 58: Lisa} Things To Do While Knitting

1. Count stitches
2. Read a pattern
3. Mark where you are in a pattern
4. Drop stitches
5. Drop your cable needle
6. Lose your knitting needle
7. Lose your crochet hook
8. Untangle a knot
9. Ball your skein
10. Chase your yarn across the floor
11. Remove cat hair from your knitting
12. Remove cat from your knitting
13. Stop cat from eating your knitting
14. Forget what you’re supposed to be knitting
15. Modify the pattern
16. Frog your knitting
17. Giggle
18. Yell at knitting
19. Feel all zen
20. Watch bad movies
21. Watch good movies
22. Watch good tv
23. Watch youtube videos
24. Talk on the phone
25. Instant message
26. Skype
27. Have a conversation with someone
28. Talk to yourself
29. Talk to your cat
30. Wonder what you have to do to get a job where you can knit 24/7
31. Contemplate your next knitting project
32. Pass the time waiting for something
33. Wait for video to render
34. Wait for photoshop files to save
35. Wait for dinner to finish cooking
36. Stop your hands from freezing while waiting for the bus
37. Procrastinate
38. Stop yourself from falling asleep
39. Occupy your mind so you can listen to a boring lecture
40. Multitask
41. Contemplate ways to multitask while knitting
42. Turn yarn into clothing
43. Contemplate the superiority of wool to plastic
44. Think about how nice it is to have lights and electric heat (instead of knitting in the cold and dark)
45. Think about taking up spinning (again)
46. Contemplate how many knitted items you would have to give someone to bribe them into making you a spinning wheel
47. Think about Christmas knitting (and how you should have started already)
48. Calculate how long it will take you to finish the project your on
49. Convert that amount of time into episodes/films
50. Calculate the number of stitches you’ve already knit on the project
51. Eat a snack
52. Sit outside and watch the birds/squirrels
53. Lay in the sun
54. Curl up in bed
55. Attempt reading
56. Write your to do list
57. Answer questions about what you’re knitting
58. Bind off