{Day 47: Rebecca} 47* things I would do if I lived on the USS Voyager

*for those not in the know, 47 is the number associated with Star Trek. It's definitely not limited to Voyager, but this video should give you an insight into the 47 usage.

1. Hide all the leola root, thereby making me an instant hero among the crew
2. Put up some nice tapestries or paintings - break up some of that grey
3. Befriend Naomi Wildman
4. Convince Tom to teach me to pilot the ship (probably a bad idea)
5. Personally deliver fresh, Neelix-free coffee to the Captain every morning, thereby ensuring my good standing on the ship forevermore
6. Convince the doctor to design Seven some dermal clothing that was actual clothing, cause really...
7. Play kadis-kot with Naomi and Neelix
8. Play pool at Sandrines
9. Apply to Starfleet Academy (I'm ignoring the fact that I would NEVER be an actual candidate for the Academy)
10. Pull some really good comm. badge pranks (maybe let Tom help)
11. Exchange books of poetry with the Captain
12. Fill Tom in on any pop culture reference gaps
13. Play a clarinet duet with Harry
14. Join in on the Tuvok taunting
15. Design a holoprogram
16. Befriend Harry so he had someone else to talk to when Tom and B'Elanna were being Tom and B'Elanna. Besides, he's sweet and more than a little OCD, I think we'd get on well.
17. Host a movie night with beanbags and popcorn in astrometrics (just think about that huge screen!)
18. Spend the next thousand lightyears apologising to Seven (and not really meaning it) for the above
19. Sit in the Captain's chair (she would let me do this because of the aforementioned coffee delivery)
20. Program holo-classes for all the things I ever wanted to learn
21. Have music lessons with the doctor
22. Save up all my rations and truly enjoy the replicator, trying all those alien foods (yes, even ga'gh)
23. Gross everyone out, because I think fondness for weird food combinations would lead me to actually enjoy Neelix's food
24. Design a scavenger hunt game utilising a tricorder and every deck of the ship
25. Go down to deck 15 and annoy Mortimer Herron. I'm thinking... sitting outside his little chamber and singing '99 bottles of raktajino on the wall' until he breaks
26. Learn a new language (probably Klingon, it's a nerd cliché for a reason)
27. Go nuts reading the computer database
28. Learn to play hoverball
29. Try out the sonic shower
30. Be a regular attendee and cheerer at Talent Night
31. Form a crew book exchange (I can't help myself, I need my libraries)
32. OOH! Create the perfect library on the holodeck
33. Revel in the usage of a data PADD
34. Talk to absolutely everyone
35. Table hop in the mess hall
36. Laugh at the captain and her replicator fails
37. Listen to Chakotay tell stories
38. Scoop out the betting pool
39. Assist Neelix in his morale duties by being annoyingly chipper
40. Replicate plastic decals of funny things (eg a llama) and stick them on the windows so people freak out when they pass them
41. Finally figure out how the crew get dusty knees when working on a self-cleaning ship
42. Amuse myself greatly by confusing the computer
43. Help Tuvok plan security drills that result in funny 'deaths'
44. Help B'Elanna reprogram the doctor into funny outfits
45. Play an awesome round of Never Have I Ever
46. Introduce nubbins to see if they like them any better than tribbles
47. Geek out like crazy