{Day 43: Lisa} Awkward Things

1. The word awkward
2. Awk to the ward
3. The list piece of toilet paper on a role
4. The ends of loaves of bread
5. Realizing you ran out of sugar after you made coffee
6. Black socks that don’t match
7. Missing a button
8. Running out of yarn with only one row left to knit
9. Packages that go in the mailbox but get stuck coming out
10. Doors freezing shut
11. Missing the bus by less than 30 seconds
12. Running into someone you were never really friends with
13. The coffeeshop being out of your favorite baked good on the morning you skipped breakfast
14. Cardboard cozies for paper coffee cups
15. Asking for no tomatoes and getting tomatoes anyway
16. Paying for things in all coins
17. The last can/box on the shelf in the grocery store
18. Having only a clean spoon when you really actually need a fork
19. Break the piece of jewelry you were playing with to avoid the awkward
20. Realizing you forgot something after you left the house
21. Nylons/Pantyhose with a run in them
22. Sticking your toe through the end of your sock
23. Dropping your directions/map into a puddle
24. The last piece of food on a buffet plate at a party
25. No soap in the dispenser in a public restroom
26. Someone disregarding elevator etiquette
27. Elevator music
28. Having to share a seat on the bus with someone who hogs the seat
29. Open windows in the middle of winter
30. Untied shoes
31. Dropping something when wearing a really short skirt
32. Talking to yourself in public
33. Laughing at a (fandom) joke that no one else knows
34. Showing up late
35. Saying something loudly right when the room goes quiet
36. Explaining to someone you can tell them the day three weeks from Friday because it’s the day your favorite show premieres.
37. Watching two people you thought hated each other make out
38. Telling someone about a movie/show you watched only to realize you forgot the ending
39. Loud drunk people
40. Dropping your knitting needle/crochet hook in a crowded place
41. Dropping your knitting needle/crochet hook in a quiet room
42. Doing something accidently that wakes up a sleeping baby (that just got put to sleep)
43. Fangirling at someone who doesn’t even know what a fangirl is, then asking them a sane sounding question (eg. so you think I should buy this then right?)