(cause when I asked my brother
for a suggestion for today his only answer was ‘toast’)
- Butter
- Vegemite
- Peanut Butter
- Jam
- Banana
- Honey
- Marmite (but only if you’re crazy and British)
- Beetroot
- Strawberries
- Baked Beans
- Spaghetti
- Garlic (to make garlic bread!)
- Eggs
- Cheese
- Cinnamon
- A cat (I mean, you wouldn’t caused you’d get fur in the butter, but you COULD)
- Jelly (not as good as jam, but whatever)
- Marmalade
- Nutella
- Cream Cheese
- Ricotta
- Tomato (ick)
- Lemon butter
- Bacon
- Apple sauce
- Left over baked dinner
- Ham
- Black olives
- American Mustard
- Condensed milk
- Mushrooms
I miss toast. I would not let half these things anywhere near my hypothetical toast.
ReplyDelete16. If you put a cat on your toast they'd eat your toast. At least mine would.
What's a baked dinner and what's the difference between American Mustard and nonAmerican mustard? Also condensed milk?!?!?!? on toast.....
TOAST!! The only things I would NEVER put on my toast, hypothetical or otherwise, is the marmite, cat, or tomato... but I like weird food.
Delete16. Yes. good point, mine won't actually eat the top, but she likes off the topping and then gummies up the toast.
A backed dinner = a roast. American mustard (to us anyways) is the yellow mustard you'd put on a hotdog, as opposed to dijon or seeded mustard (which I actually prefer).
Yeah, not me, but my grandfather ALWAYS had the condensed milk sandwich or toast.
I like weird nonsweet food so I can understand that.
Delete16. Mine try to do stuff like that too...unless they decide my food is a toy...still ends up uneatable though.
That makes sense. Oh yeah that stuff. I forget that yellow stuff exists. It's not even normal colored. It's like one step away from neon.
Yes this :)
Delete16. Yes. Cats and food don't mix. Scraps likes it when I have soup. She ALWAYS wants to eat my soup. Except she wants her own bowl. I have to get her a little dish and put it up on the table next to me so we can share. Only with soup.
lol yes, it is bright.
16. hahaha that's hysterical. Mine like salty things and grainy things: bread, rice, popcorn. Everything else they just want to put their noses in to see what's so interesting.
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